how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs
"I remember every single spot of light that ever gouged a shadow beside your bones.”
— Zelda Fitzgerald  (via rampias)
"When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.”
— Caitlin Moran, How To Be a Woman (via rampias)